Toddlers Without Tiaras

… tales of my threenager

Never Trust a Toddler

Something wasn’t right. As she walked towards me, tying to entice me with a free makeover, my gut told me to walk away. Clutched in her hand, a hairbrush dripping with water. With a twinkle in her eye she said “I do it ALL BY MYSELF! … I brush your hair!” It is hard to […]

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Sat, February 14 2015 » Tantrums, Uncategorized » No Comments

The Sniff Test

We’ve all done it! Scenario 1: You go away for the weekend – ¬†You reach in your bag, search every pocket and corner, empty the bag, fill the bag, empty the bag again – you forgot to pack your extra socks, undershirt, pants, whatever the item is. You need it, and you only have what […]

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Tue, November 25 2014 » Uncategorized » No Comments

Just Happened … chocolate + toddler + car = bad decision

Despite my better judgment I shared my Ghirardelli Toffee Dark Chocolate with my Threenager this evening. I gave her a small test piece. She loved it and ate it without any mess. I then gave her a full square. Imagine my horror when I looked in the rear view mirror, catching a glimpse of chocolate […]

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Mon, September 15 2014 » Uncategorized » No Comments

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